God Rest Ye Weary Planners

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16 November 2018
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God rest ye weary planners

Don't sweat on FASEA's delays

Remember to keep working

And producing SOAs

To save clients from poverty

When they were gone astray

Oh tidings of comfort and joy

Comfort and joy

Oh tidings of comfort and joy

God rest ye weary planners

Don't sweat on FASEA's delays

Remember to keep working

And producing SOAs

To save clients from poverty

When they were gone astray

Oh tidings of comfort and joy

Comfort and joy

Oh tidings of comfort and joy

In Canberra, in ACT

The FASEA was born

And laid upon poor planners

Who no one thought to warn

The which its Mother O'Dwyer

Did nothing take in scorn

Oh tidings of comfort and joy

Comfort and joy

Oh tidings of comfort and joy

Fear not then, said Peter Kell

Let nothing you affright

This day is born a regulator

With powers that will bring fright

To impose EUs on those who sin

Using ASIC's pow'r and might

Oh tidings of comfort and joy

Comfort and joy

Oh tidings of comfort and joy

God rest ye weary planners

Don't sweat on FASEA's delays

Remember to keep working

And producing SOAs

To save clients from poverty

When they were gone astray

Oh tidings of comfort and joy

Comfort and joy

Oh tidings of comfort and joy.<p><p><p><p><p><p>

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