One last performance

Outsider/

18 February 2022
| By Outsider |
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It seems for Outsider that perhaps he shouldn’t have been so hasty in giving up his musical ambitions in favour of journalism.

After all, being Prime Minister hasn’t stopped Scott Morrison from picking up his ukulele to pick out a few tunes as he travels around the country on his Federal election campaign.

He was captured on TV programme 60 Minutes playing April Sun in Cuba, a 1970s hit about escaping political disaster in search of greener pastures. However, the song came across as a cynical pick reminiscent of Morrison’s own escape to the greener pastures of Hawaii when the bushfires happened in 2019.

While Outsider cannot comment on how well Morrison could play the instrument, his own musical choice would be the guitar. However, after listening to hours of haphazard practice in the house during the lockdown, Mrs O has finally put her foot down and convinced him that an air guitar would be better. 

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