Tour de bedroom

Outsider

29 April 2022
| By Outsider |
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Outsider is inspired by the news that Wilson Asset Management would be the official partner of the 2022 UCI Road World Championships, an Olympic-scale celebration of cycling in New South Wales, enough to get back on his own bike.

The 2022 UCI Road World Championships will be held from 18-25 September in Wollongong, Australia, when 1,000 of the best cyclists from 70+ countries will compete for a gold medal and coveted jersey in front of 300,000 spectators.

Oiling up his chain and pumping his tyres on the bike he found dumped in front of his neighbour’s house last year, Outsider has found a new hobby in cycling.

With a new lease on life, Outsider will use his indoor bike trainer in front of the tele to shred till he gets to his happy place of below 100 kilograms, so he doesn’t look ridiculous for the event in Wollongong.

That and so Mrs O doesn’t have any reason to make fun of him in front of his cyclist friends. 

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